Fun Celebrity Wine Guide :-)

Here is my quick & easy guide to remembering a few wines.

Associate a wine with a celebrity.

 

Bill Cosby = Twany Port

Bill Cosby & Twany Port

Port wines are fortified, but Bill may spike them with something other than alcohol. I like this Taylor Tawny Port, it has a medium body with a tawny color, rich with flavors of smooth caramel and nutty aroma.

Ariana Grande = Moscato

Ariana Grande = Cupcakes Moscato D'Asti

This wine appears sweet and luscious, just like Ariana. This is an easy one to remember, just imagine her licking the Cupcake Moscato wine bottle!
This Moscato is expressive with a floral nose and bright peach and tropical fruit flavors. Just a hint of acidity balances the sweetness.

Madonna = Sauternes

Madonna = Sauternes

Madonna is just like a Sauterne dessert wine, Madonna gets better over a very long time: 10, 20, 30, 40 or more years.
Chateau D'yquem Sauternes 2005 has aromas of jasmine, orange blossom and honeysuckle over candied pineapple, with a hint of anise and some cedar. It's pricey at around $500 a bottle.

Jennifer Aniston = Riesling

Jennifer Aniston = Riesling

Jennifer is like a dry Georg Breuer German Riesling that harmonize more as it ages, particularly around ten years of age. It has a easy balance between fruit and mineral flavors.

Miley Cyrus = Muscadine

Miley Cyrus = Muscadine

Just like Miley, Muscadine wine is wild, sweet and flourishes in many Southern states. It's best consumed while young because it tends to turn brown when aged.

Caitlyn Jenner = Kosher

Caitlyn Jenner = Kosher

Caitlyn transitioned from Bruce, and blossomed into her true self. Kosher wine has also evolved from a sweet wine to a more refined, complex wine such as Napa Valley's Covenant Kosher Cabernet Sauvignon that sells for $100 a bottle. This wine is processed in the kosher way which is to make sure that the fermented wine is only touched or handled by Sabbath-observant Jews.

Cheers - Carrie

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